Asylum

Family can be a pain

2009-03-25T04:54:25Z

I grew up with only Domino as a sister, well cousins is what we seen each other as. Otherwise I was treated like a beast of burden, and slammed for even that. No worries. I actually learned a lot about crafts and work. I stopped and looked at a piece of paper and realized I can actually build a house all by myself.

Wisdom for Tor

2009-03-22T08:29:18Z

The date is comming up quick. Bride's maids are picked, Best man standing by checking every pocket for the ring. You know, the one you haven't given him yet. With this just ready to bloom I think Tor might need to translate what woen say.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something , and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying DROP DEAD!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Hope this helps him survive long enough, until he can out run Darras, and sneak out with the guys without her seeing.

Get what you pay for

2008-11-07T10:44:11Z

I was asked about who I voted for a few times, by people, and I really don't like to spread my politics around much. Instead I will point out a bunch of stuff that might make you go; "Hmmm?"

One is the Bible that speaks about a person, passing himself off as a Christian, who will bring peace to the world (remember that the Biblical world is the Middle East) This leader will keep this calming peace for a few years before he brings about the beginning of the end of the world. Obama's father is a muslim, and Obama wants everyone to know believe he is a Christian. The News Media likes him so much that people in other countries see him as some saint that will change the world and bring about an end to the conflict in the middle east. Both the leaders of Iraq and Iran are in favor of Obama, and much of his campaign money came from sources directly paid by 'costumers' in the middle east.

The Mayan calender ends Dec 22 2012. It has been completely accurate from its conception and now it suddenly ends, as if that is the end of time.

Astrologers have noted an event much like the Star of Bethlehim, that will appear around 2012 because of a cosmic tug-a-rope between a black hole and our sun. They feel the world might have another huge shift on its axis. Which could be anything to a few dry days in the summer, to another ice age.

So you guys might want to eat some pie before 12 22 2012

No fair peeking.

2008-09-17T06:55:35Z

See blue skies and feel
sunny in my head,
but it rains too. I let it.
Every day, the deluge comes.
It fills my chest to overflow,
sometimes making grief a river
and I let it. Other times
I swallow, breathe
and the pain lets me.
-- A drama queen until I die right darras ?

Ok the shortest I can make this post the better. I do what I can for friends, and sort of family/people. If it don't kill me then I don't mind giving, and you would be surprized on what you can live through and without. So I am suppose to take Jo under my wing for God knows why, she is 22 and can do what she pleases. But she follows me home like a stray and I let her find a spot to call her own. I like her, we have recent history of a bad break up. Well so I thought, and from the information I was givien, that is all I could go by.

I talked about Selena, and she talked about her ex, and we cried in our beer while sitting on pity pots. No big deal. Get those nasty sad feelings out of you and flush them away. All that was ok to, and then she got a call from this boy, and off she went. I am reminded of Domino runningm off with Sean the same way, and that turned out really bad. In this case, I am thinking she will return with a broken heart, not a broken rib.

Him: A steroid freak that pictures himself as a UFC MMA fighter. He makes a living fighting in various street fights and sponcered torneys. Steroids make you mean, and have other bad effects on the body. Most countries and sports ban users, even high profile fights like boxing, judo, and karate comps. The original UFC went belly up because of steroids, and they say they do testing and don't take fighters that shoot up. I don't know enough about the UFC so I guess they are.

Her; Wants to break away from her controling family, and don't want them to find out she went back to this guy.

ME; I seem to be stuck in the middle

Hard landing

2008-08-20T00:46:30Z

An oh so enjoyable ride from Saudi Arabia to New York

As we boarded the plane a Flight Attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it! 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.

The plane took off from King Fahd International Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Dammam to New York . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

A passenger a few seats behind me yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

A few moments later we were heading west and a flight attendant got on the intercom and announced; " We will shortly be flying over the Atlantic Ocean. Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

When the Captain announced we were just over NY the flight attendant got on the intercom and said; "'Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something I would like to have. We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

After a real crusher of a landing in New York , the attendant came on with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.'

The Captain got on and commented; "'Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because sure as hell everything has shifted after a landing like that.'

Not to be outdone the stewardess 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to New York. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate! We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways.

As we slowed down we heard the Captain screaming Whoa big fella whoa."

As we were all getting off the plane a little old lady with a cane tapped the captain on the shoulder and said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?'
'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?'
The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?'

Ponderings

2008-07-26T21:11:23Z

Why do girls get breast implants when more than a mouthful is a waste? :D

After a man told his wife black underwear turned him on, she decided not to wash his boxers anymore.

I asked a friend if the mud pack I gave her improved her looks. He told me it did until it fell off.

"I am," is the shortest sentence in the English language. "I do," is the longest.

taken from takehito_koyasu journal

2008-07-26T20:53:05Z

What Darras Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a man

2008-05-24T01:09:52Z

I promised Dar an easier joke;

Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!

monks

2008-05-21T16:15:21Z

get er done

corvo_preto @ 2008-05-21T10:33:00

2008-05-21T15:38:20Z

I told some friends I was abroad and they thought I had a sex change.

Been to 4 funerals this week which is bad because I am not a mourning person.